I received an email back from Thanavia F. At Starbucks' customer service. She was kind about my dissatisfaction and is sending a gift card so that I can buy another beverage. Alas, I still will not be able to buy an original PSL.
I know it's not a real world problem, but the small joy of that strong autumnal beverage means much more than a burst of caffeine--it's a small taste of heaven.
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
Monday, September 7, 2015
New Pumpkin Spice Latte Is Terrible
I'm just going to say it. Starbucks' new Pumpkin Spice Latte is TERRIBLE! It's a classic case of "it ain't broke don't fix it." You can blame it on foodbabe for this travesty. What makes it worse is she still won't be drinking it. http://foodbabe.com/2015/08/17/youll-never-guess-starbucks-just-announced-hint-made-happen/ The hippie-dippy people who want their natural bad-tasting new PSLs should get what they want. But I want my chemically balanced PSL. I also want the great fake pumpkin taste back. Someone worked very hard in a food laboratory to create that taste. We need to support our food chemists.
I feel so passionately about this matter that I have done the following: contacted Starbucks (they promised I would hear from a real person within 24 hours--they have some time left), I sent a tweet to the universe, I ignored my grad school work (ok, I was kind of doing that anyway), and now I have posted on my blog (it has been three years since my last blog post).
I hope this shows Starbucks how egregious this sin is. I can't undrink those last two Pumpkin Spice Lattes, but I hoping there is some old chemical PSL flavoring somewhere in Seattle that can make this better.
Please, Starbucks, SAVE THE FALL! #bringbackoldpsl
I feel so passionately about this matter that I have done the following: contacted Starbucks (they promised I would hear from a real person within 24 hours--they have some time left), I sent a tweet to the universe, I ignored my grad school work (ok, I was kind of doing that anyway), and now I have posted on my blog (it has been three years since my last blog post).
I hope this shows Starbucks how egregious this sin is. I can't undrink those last two Pumpkin Spice Lattes, but I hoping there is some old chemical PSL flavoring somewhere in Seattle that can make this better.
Please, Starbucks, SAVE THE FALL! #bringbackoldpsl
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